Tuesday, January 17, 2006

A History of Violence

Quote of the moment:
"Can I take your tray?"
(to her departing back)
"No, but you can take a punch in the face"


I think Little James has some unresolved anger issues over losing his meal-card by leaving it on his tray when it got collected.

Now we go to asian reporter Trisha Takanawa, for this live news broadcast:



"Thank you, Tom. I'm standing outside Llandaff Rowing Club, home to anti-Ford-Fiesta vigilantes. One was found burned out on the drive on Friday and now another has appeared in the river itself. What are these ghetto-dwellers up to? Back to you in the studio."

Tis a puzzle indeed, but apparently rowing will resume on a clear river on Thursday.

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