Chained to the Galley Benches
Quote of the moment:
Little James: "What're you looking at?"
Steve: "Porn, I expect."
Little James: "Yeah... badger porn, probably!"
Er... k! I have no idea where that one came from. Horse porn is a well-known phenomenon, but badgers?! I'm sure that must be banned under the hunting bill...
Went to the gym this evening to fire an opening salvo at the christmas belly. I saw Rowing James with 3 other seniors and he looked remarkably guilty... someone didn't stick to their own fitness advice, methinks. I did 5 minutes warm-up on the rowing machine, stretched, full half hour, went on the running machine for 10 minutes, did some core strength then 10 minutes rowing as a kind of warm down. Wasn't as bad as I expected, although I was a fair way off decent speed.
Little James: "What're you looking at?"
Steve: "Porn, I expect."
Little James: "Yeah... badger porn, probably!"
Er... k! I have no idea where that one came from. Horse porn is a well-known phenomenon, but badgers?! I'm sure that must be banned under the hunting bill...
Went to the gym this evening to fire an opening salvo at the christmas belly. I saw Rowing James with 3 other seniors and he looked remarkably guilty... someone didn't stick to their own fitness advice, methinks. I did 5 minutes warm-up on the rowing machine, stretched, full half hour, went on the running machine for 10 minutes, did some core strength then 10 minutes rowing as a kind of warm down. Wasn't as bad as I expected, although I was a fair way off decent speed.
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