I Killed Kenny
Quotes of the moment:
Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.
Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree!
Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.
- Yes, I found a Simpsons quote site. Hurrah!
While reaching under a metal bench to get some dirty pans, I pressed my arm against the lip of the bench-top. Unfortunately the bench-top was touching the flash-pan cooker top next to it and was thus rather hot:
D'oh! The picture's a bit out of focus, but it's blistered up nicely. Silly me.
The honour of being the official 'Crazy Russian' has been seized by a new arrival called Zoltan. He's actually a chef, not a porter, and is built entirely of muscle. Last night, on his first shift here, he challenged everyone he met to an arm wrestling match. It was fortunate that I dodged out, because he was consequently renamed Arnold for slamming down fast enough to cause bruised knuckles.. Tonight he decided that he would make me his 'special friend' by bringing all sorts of lovely presents to me, i.e. every single crap-covered item he could find. To add to his Crazy Russian aura he has killer-blue Mr Blonde eyes. He would be scary if he wasn't wearing a daft chef's uniform.
Lastly, Ihave had a Money Spider living in my laptop keyboard:
I was going to name him Arnold, but perhaps Kenny would have been more appropriate. Oh my God...
Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.
Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree!
Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.
- Yes, I found a Simpsons quote site. Hurrah!
While reaching under a metal bench to get some dirty pans, I pressed my arm against the lip of the bench-top. Unfortunately the bench-top was touching the flash-pan cooker top next to it and was thus rather hot:
D'oh! The picture's a bit out of focus, but it's blistered up nicely. Silly me.
The honour of being the official 'Crazy Russian' has been seized by a new arrival called Zoltan. He's actually a chef, not a porter, and is built entirely of muscle. Last night, on his first shift here, he challenged everyone he met to an arm wrestling match. It was fortunate that I dodged out, because he was consequently renamed Arnold for slamming down fast enough to cause bruised knuckles.. Tonight he decided that he would make me his 'special friend' by bringing all sorts of lovely presents to me, i.e. every single crap-covered item he could find. To add to his Crazy Russian aura he has killer-blue Mr Blonde eyes. He would be scary if he wasn't wearing a daft chef's uniform.
Lastly, I
I was going to name him Arnold, but perhaps Kenny would have been more appropriate. Oh my God...
5 comments:
:o You killed Kenny?? Whyyy??!! And how did you figure he was living IN your laptop keyboard? Awww... Poor Kenny, not that I like spiders all that much:P
Aww, and poor Villy for burning himself. Sigh [roll eyes]
Cos he crawled out from under the keys the night before last, then again last night... At which point I started typing and squished him underneath the Delete key. Oops...
I'm sure it's chestnut, not cherry, but meh.
And the Delete button? lol how fitting :D
Awwwww!!!! Poor Kenny!!! But yes, LOL, as Em says, how appropriate that he died under the "delete" button. HEHE.
Hehe...
I think there's a spawn point somewhere on the desk because I just spotted another spider headed for my laptop.
Perhaps Yorick this time?
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