Secrets Revealed
Quote of the moment:
I'm for devolution. Wales and Scotland should be given independance and cut off from all subsidies currently paid for by English taxes.
The Scottish Parliament building, for example: half a BILLION quid for a pointlessly ornamented rectangular office block. Cardiff has the Millenium Stadium, the new Welsh Assembly building, the Welsh Opera House and plenty more, all paid for by English taxes. (That's partly why I chose it, because of all of the scrounged benefits!)
If we had total devolution then we could afford to reduce taxes/raise salaries on vital but low paid people such as nurses, teachers, firemen etc.
It would also mean that the disproportionate number of Scottish government ministers would be sent home, which would be plain funny, plus the 'Nationalist' parties could be left to stew in the collasped economies that would be the result of their petty flag waving.
- Me, attempting to stir trouble in a rare serious (and political) debate on the Newstudent forums.
Have I Got News For You's contribution to this week's VE Day celebrations was revealing how Churchill had beaten Hitler:
Hitler always chose paper
Finally, a scoop on why Prill goes manic. Her secret? Lucozade tablets:
Prillo: Nothing Is Sound says: the tablets just make me go WHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm for devolution. Wales and Scotland should be given independance and cut off from all subsidies currently paid for by English taxes.
The Scottish Parliament building, for example: half a BILLION quid for a pointlessly ornamented rectangular office block. Cardiff has the Millenium Stadium, the new Welsh Assembly building, the Welsh Opera House and plenty more, all paid for by English taxes. (That's partly why I chose it, because of all of the scrounged benefits!)
If we had total devolution then we could afford to reduce taxes/raise salaries on vital but low paid people such as nurses, teachers, firemen etc.
It would also mean that the disproportionate number of Scottish government ministers would be sent home, which would be plain funny, plus the 'Nationalist' parties could be left to stew in the collasped economies that would be the result of their petty flag waving.
- Me, attempting to stir trouble in a rare serious (and political) debate on the Newstudent forums.
Have I Got News For You's contribution to this week's VE Day celebrations was revealing how Churchill had beaten Hitler:
Hitler always chose paper
Finally, a scoop on why Prill goes manic. Her secret? Lucozade tablets:
Prillo: Nothing Is Sound says: the tablets just make me go WHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
4 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA about the hitler thing. Wilson said 1944 was the The Glory Year, the other day. I almost wet myself.
Also, I noticed that GlaxoSmithKline own Lucozade, so maybe that explains there goodness at getting people hyper. I remember Tim having loads of those tables before his A-Level exams.
I'm sure the chipboard did wonders for his bowels, as well as the iron legs for his haemoglobin.
No, no, no, no, no. Willy!!! You got it ALLL WRONG!!! Not the ORANGE tablets!!! The ORIGINAL TABLETS!!!!!!! WAY FORWARD!!! DEFFO!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah I know :p
I just couldn't find one with a pic of the original in the 1 minute I looked, and I cba to look more :p
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