Armadillo Akhbar!
Quote of the moment:
"I'm quite impressed, I've found I like being me. Me at the moment is pretty ok." - Koel (paraphrased, my memory is t3h suck). How rare!
Just talked to La Podge, which was le fun. She explained her recent doings and the phrase "deep conversation" popped up so much I just had to mock her about it! It's the Podgy equivalent of big knockers, causing weak knees and possible swooning(instead of 'Phwoar's and possible leering). The general idea was probably known to all, but now you can say to Podge, upon her return:
"Look at the deep conversation on that one, eh? Phwoar!"
Well, I'd enjoy saying it anyway. Her phone card ran out though, so I was cut off mid monologue and Rob m8 misses out on the fun, having tried to phone mid-way through our political debate on Iraq and how not to pronounce coffee. I hope however that he's proud of me for saying that the reason the original Starwars trilogy was better was the Luke/Leia incestousness.
New in the "Doesn't Will look a fool?" series, Will models his safety specs with attractive blue trim:
A step up from the porter outfit, surely?
Talking of looking a fool, the Royal Dragoon Guards version of Amarillo, renamed Armadillo, was so popular that it caused email systems at the MoD to crash. What next? A video of 'Camp America - F*** Yeah!' sounds promising...
Finally, the sole evidence of my dad's progress with the 'To Do' list for the last couple of months:
He's taken the shower apart, retiled it and put it back together. Altogether now, the sound of one hand clapping...
"I'm quite impressed, I've found I like being me. Me at the moment is pretty ok." - Koel (paraphrased, my memory is t3h suck). How rare!
Just talked to La Podge, which was le fun. She explained her recent doings and the phrase "deep conversation" popped up so much I just had to mock her about it! It's the Podgy equivalent of big knockers, causing weak knees and possible swooning(instead of 'Phwoar's and possible leering). The general idea was probably known to all, but now you can say to Podge, upon her return:
"Look at the deep conversation on that one, eh? Phwoar!"
Well, I'd enjoy saying it anyway. Her phone card ran out though, so I was cut off mid monologue and Rob m8 misses out on the fun, having tried to phone mid-way through our political debate on Iraq and how not to pronounce coffee. I hope however that he's proud of me for saying that the reason the original Starwars trilogy was better was the Luke/Leia incestousness.
New in the "Doesn't Will look a fool?" series, Will models his safety specs with attractive blue trim:
A step up from the porter outfit, surely?
Talking of looking a fool, the Royal Dragoon Guards version of Amarillo, renamed Armadillo, was so popular that it caused email systems at the MoD to crash. What next? A video of 'Camp America - F*** Yeah!' sounds promising...
Finally, the sole evidence of my dad's progress with the 'To Do' list for the last couple of months:
He's taken the shower apart, retiled it and put it back together. Altogether now, the sound of one hand clapping...
2 comments:
Has she had a different bloke every week? Last time I got an email from her, probably a week ago now, she'd had a different one every week, possible more than that, so yeah, has she kept that up? Is she gonna be a slut hen she gets back?
Tell her she should phone me too. Oh, and did you ask her when she gets home, cos if it's when I'm on holiday I'm gonna flip and kill some people.
Only if PG-rated action is slutty, Rob m8 :p
She said she was coming back some time after a concert on June 20th. I'm guessing her little detour around the States is after the concert. If she comes back on the 21st, when I've just left, you can slap her for me.
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