Mmmmm... PIE
Quote of the moment:
"In species where females are harlots, males also have enormous testicles." - Dr Tatiana's Sex Advice To All Creation, coming to Channel 4 on Monday, meaning I miss it. Damnation.
Today's fun and games involved the car having a flat battery. It was duly jump started so that I could drive to work but died away again such that, while able to turn on the lights and play the radio, I couldn't get the engine started. I thus had to call out my parents with the jump leads, at 2am.
At work I decided to use the unclaimedwankwalk-o-meter that I found on Wednesday to measure my exertions. While at work I apparently walked 3400 steps, which in the kitchen probably translates to about 2000m. Hurrah!
There was a surplus of chocolate tart (PIE!) such that we had two whole ones between the 4 porters. I ended up bringing home 4 slices for the family, because otherwise I'd have been forced to eat them all:
That would have been purely to stop them being wasted, obviously.
"In species where females are harlots, males also have enormous testicles." - Dr Tatiana's Sex Advice To All Creation, coming to Channel 4 on Monday, meaning I miss it. Damnation.
Today's fun and games involved the car having a flat battery. It was duly jump started so that I could drive to work but died away again such that, while able to turn on the lights and play the radio, I couldn't get the engine started. I thus had to call out my parents with the jump leads, at 2am.
At work I decided to use the unclaimed
There was a surplus of chocolate tart (PIE!) such that we had two whole ones between the 4 porters. I ended up bringing home 4 slices for the family, because otherwise I'd have been forced to eat them all:
That would have been purely to stop them being wasted, obviously.
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