Cakes & Crustacean Copulation
Quote of the moment:
"That means Lindsay Lohan (in Mean Girls, when she said that 'the limit does not exist') knows more maths than I do. Ouch, that hurt." - Poor, poor Lexcie.
Tonight at le Waterfront there was a big wedding reception in the event hall, which produced a vast amount of surplus food including some excellent lamb, yellow pepper and courgette kebab stick items, which I removed the nasty, dirty, spiteful courgettessess from and wolfed down. A ridiculous 3 whole platters of them came back, about 60 kebabs (along with an estimated 250 returned sandwiches) so naturally I had about 10. I've stopped my mother from leaving supper out for me to heat up, because I'm getting fat enough already. Hurrah for free food!
The couple had done a Prill on the cake front, going for one big flat, white icing and fruitcake traditonal one, and a kids chocolate one which was much smaller but tiered like a classic wedding cake, festooned with Haribo and a pair of red jelly hearts on top, stuck back-to-back with melted chocolate. There was also a ring of those twisted marshmallows around the edge of the plate. It was so awesome I needed my camera like Paula Radcliffe needed to piss during the London Marathon.
Today's prize for being a crazy Russian went to Bokhar, for fishing two king prawns out of a pan he was cleaning and simulating mid-air prawn sex.
"That means Lindsay Lohan (in Mean Girls, when she said that 'the limit does not exist') knows more maths than I do. Ouch, that hurt." - Poor, poor Lexcie.
Tonight at le Waterfront there was a big wedding reception in the event hall, which produced a vast amount of surplus food including some excellent lamb, yellow pepper and courgette kebab stick items, which I removed the nasty, dirty, spiteful courgettessess from and wolfed down. A ridiculous 3 whole platters of them came back, about 60 kebabs (along with an estimated 250 returned sandwiches) so naturally I had about 10. I've stopped my mother from leaving supper out for me to heat up, because I'm getting fat enough already. Hurrah for free food!
The couple had done a Prill on the cake front, going for one big flat, white icing and fruitcake traditonal one, and a kids chocolate one which was much smaller but tiered like a classic wedding cake, festooned with Haribo and a pair of red jelly hearts on top, stuck back-to-back with melted chocolate. There was also a ring of those twisted marshmallows around the edge of the plate. It was so awesome I needed my camera like Paula Radcliffe needed to piss during the London Marathon.
Today's prize for being a crazy Russian went to Bokhar, for fishing two king prawns out of a pan he was cleaning and simulating mid-air prawn sex.
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