Short Shorts
Quote of the moment:
Had first exam yesterday. went quite well, apart from put wrong title on it. - Will T. Bless... what a fool.
Shopping in Chelmsford this afternoon produced a sleeping bag liner from Black's (having pulled it upside down over my head to look like a ghost while checking it fitted my shoulders) and a couple of pairs of shorts from Matalan to strike off my packing list. I also saw three out of five of the Russians, all separately and two with another Russian each. Somewhere there must be a building full of them, probably with a huge store of vodka.
Left: £4 cheapos. Right: £16 tougher pair with pocketssess.
The sleeping bag liner.
I had a random little notion while driving home: in addition to the full-size Union Jack I'm packing for Independance Day, I should find the little Jolly Roger from my childhood holidays in Scotland and fix it to my canoe in America, pour encourager les enfants:
It would also give me an excuse to say "YARRRR!" lots.
Had first exam yesterday. went quite well, apart from put wrong title on it. - Will T. Bless... what a fool.
Shopping in Chelmsford this afternoon produced a sleeping bag liner from Black's (having pulled it upside down over my head to look like a ghost while checking it fitted my shoulders) and a couple of pairs of shorts from Matalan to strike off my packing list. I also saw three out of five of the Russians, all separately and two with another Russian each. Somewhere there must be a building full of them, probably with a huge store of vodka.
Left: £4 cheapos. Right: £16 tougher pair with pocketssess.
The sleeping bag liner.
I had a random little notion while driving home: in addition to the full-size Union Jack I'm packing for Independance Day, I should find the little Jolly Roger from my childhood holidays in Scotland and fix it to my canoe in America, pour encourager les enfants:
It would also give me an excuse to say "YARRRR!" lots.
1 comment:
"Twunt" - I like it :D
Heh... Though I suspect that was a cut-n-paste job, nonetheless I appreciate the comment. I get lonely. It's tough being me. Sometimes I have to talk to my belly to keep the insanity at bay.
It goes something like this:
"Get back under my tshirt, you fat bastard."
"Why are you so bastarding fat? I only had 5 pies today: that's 2 less than yesterday!"
Continue for as many different uses of Fat and Bastard as you can invent.
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