To Pork Or Not To Pork?
Quotes of the moment:
"Actually, correction, men probably don't suck, but guys suck."
You're damn right. Real men wouldn't do anything so demeaning.
"There was no one else on my "To Pork" list, as Rob m8 would put it."
Sadly there's no-one around to put on mine, apart from Kaz m8. I don't think that would be appreciated.
"I was probably gonna say something esle, but I wanted to go and tell Koel to go and have a wank."
Rob rules. C'est tout.
- Guys Suck Big Time, Bob Wants Pie, 25/5/2005.
Liverpool won the Champions League, despite being the underdogs in the final, the semi-final, the quarter-final and probably the matches before them. They were 3-0 down at half time, but clawed back to 3-3 and won a penalty shoot-out 3-2.
What's that?
AN ENGLISH TEAM WON ON PENALTIES
If only the World Cup started now, we might be able to take that run of luck and actually make it through an international tournament without going out on penalties.
"Actually, correction, men probably don't suck, but guys suck."
You're damn right. Real men wouldn't do anything so demeaning.
"There was no one else on my "To Pork" list, as Rob m8 would put it."
Sadly there's no-one around to put on mine, apart from Kaz m8. I don't think that would be appreciated.
"I was probably gonna say something esle, but I wanted to go and tell Koel to go and have a wank."
Rob rules. C'est tout.
- Guys Suck Big Time, Bob Wants Pie, 25/5/2005.
Liverpool won the Champions League, despite being the underdogs in the final, the semi-final, the quarter-final and probably the matches before them. They were 3-0 down at half time, but clawed back to 3-3 and won a penalty shoot-out 3-2.
What's that?
AN ENGLISH TEAM WON ON PENALTIES
If only the World Cup started now, we might be able to take that run of luck and actually make it through an international tournament without going out on penalties.
8 comments:
"You're damn right. Real men wouldn't do anything so demeaning."
Wrong. You clearly need to watch Team America agian.
"Sadly there's no-one around to put on mine" - Doesn't have to be anyone AROUND. I mean, the only guy who's left on my pork list isn't "around"...
Yeah, sorry for staying in Essex Prill m8 :p
What happened Rob m8?! Did you triple post or something?!
Sucking is like eating quiche, Rob m8...
P.S. Dudek, from the second half onward, did rock. Especially the wobbly legs, as seen in the previous Liverpool Champions League win, when they also won the penalty shoot-out. Lehmann is the uber-goalie though.
Gerrard for England captain when Beckham retires, blato! (He is 7 years younger, I believe). Plus he rocks.
PLUS, in case you hadn't had enough already, it's the pussy actor that sucks, not the hardnut owner with the pump-action shotgun.
Schmeichal is still the all-time owner though
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