Stop This Flag Filth
Quote of the moment:
Rob m8: stop doing the dumb 1876 MIT test, they wont let you in 230 years late
Hulk: *130
Rob m8: eek
Hulk: no wonder you failed
- A prize blunder from Rob m8 last night. Personally I think I could have got into MIT in 1876 on that test, even allowing for the irrelevancy of the last question. Obviously the time limit would be useful to know, but obvious straight away were:
Question Three(Part One):
Hulk says: 64/121 = 8 squared over 11 squared, root = 8/11
Question Four:
Hulk says: 4x6x10 = 240. 240/8 = 30. 30/6 = 5 days
Question Seven:
Hulk says: 1 litre = how many millilitres? 1000
Hulk says: 1 ml = 1cm cubed
Hulk says: 1000 of them in a cube = 10 cm cubed
Question Eight:
Hulk says: 1000, obviously
(especially given that a cubic decimetre is a litre)
After that extravaganza of fun, the news:
William Poyntz, shortly to leave the country, has been sighted cleaning off the small flags that hung in his shed. According to Mr Poyntz's spokesman, these flags are for his jaunt to Pennsylvania. We have obtained an image of the flags, in addition another alledgedly also belonging to Mr Poyntz:
Rule Brittania
This flag filth must be stopped!
I was looking for updates on the Camp Westmont website earlier and decided, since I was bored, to read the '
Why Westmont?' list. Number 19 of 30 was this:
19. Disco-Dancing Center/Karaoke/Movie Theater/Canteen complete with free video games.
Rob was jealous to the max, obviously, then asked me if I was looking forward to Reading in retaliation.
The best reason to go seemed to me, however, to be in the picture at the start:
What a sexy beast, eh?
Rob m8: stop doing the dumb 1876 MIT test, they wont let you in 230 years late
Hulk: *130
Rob m8: eek
Hulk: no wonder you failed
- A prize blunder from Rob m8 last night. Personally I think I could have got into MIT in 1876 on that test, even allowing for the irrelevancy of the last question. Obviously the time limit would be useful to know, but obvious straight away were:
Question Three(Part One):
Hulk says: 64/121 = 8 squared over 11 squared, root = 8/11
Question Four:
Hulk says: 4x6x10 = 240. 240/8 = 30. 30/6 = 5 days
Question Seven:
Hulk says: 1 litre = how many millilitres? 1000
Hulk says: 1 ml = 1cm cubed
Hulk says: 1000 of them in a cube = 10 cm cubed
Question Eight:
Hulk says: 1000, obviously
(especially given that a cubic decimetre is a litre)
After that extravaganza of fun, the news:
William Poyntz, shortly to leave the country, has been sighted cleaning off the small flags that hung in his shed. According to Mr Poyntz's spokesman, these flags are for his jaunt to Pennsylvania. We have obtained an image of the flags, in addition another alledgedly also belonging to Mr Poyntz:
Rule Brittania
This flag filth must be stopped!
I was looking for updates on the Camp Westmont website earlier and decided, since I was bored, to read the '
Why Westmont?' list. Number 19 of 30 was this:
19. Disco-Dancing Center/Karaoke/Movie Theater/Canteen complete with free video games.
Rob was jealous to the max, obviously, then asked me if I was looking forward to Reading in retaliation.
The best reason to go seemed to me, however, to be in the picture at the start:
What a sexy beast, eh?
3 comments:
Indeed.
"I claim this camp in the name of Britain and Queen Elizabeth. I hereby decree that henceforth I shall be governor and get a 10% royalty on all profits in return for naming the camp after me."
It's the way forward.
Haha. Speaking of flags Will m8, you know you left your Ingles flag in El Edinburgo?
LOL. D'oh!
It seems I have lots to collect. Alas, there seems no good reason to visit - all the people up there are so dull, after all...
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