Hellish Hogwarts

Quote of the moment:
"And Harry Potter and all his wizard friends went straight to hell for practising witchcraft!" - Ned Flanders, reading to Todd.

Meh. Loads more piffle in the newspapers today about the forthcoming royal marriage. Some people apparently think that it's disgraceful, because Camilla Parker-Bowles broke up Prince Charles' marriage to Diana. Uhuh... Sure, they got (back) together once he and Diana had separated, having gone out together before their respective marriages, and they had never lost touch. But the royal separation happened because she was shagging half the officers mess of the household cavalry! He's by no means perfect, but Prince Charles actually has a lot higher moral standing than Diana. Dying doesn't make her an angel.

Bah humbug to all emo-chicks, sez I!