Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Alternate Superbowl Perspective

Quote of the moment:
O.K. The world is a weird place when I start having lab/chemistry dreams. So I had this dream last nite where Rachel and I were going to watch the SuperBowl... the SUPERBOWL damn it!? I don't care about football AT ALL. Anyhow, so we were at the stadium and the players came out but they weren't people... they were stick figures looking something like MolyMod® models and some had like alcohol groups on them, some had oxygens or nitro groups, and others had aldehydes. But like the main body was always some kind of a benzene ring or a cyclohexane ring and you could see like every atom in their body for some reason. So when they started playing you could see like the ball being passed around and reacting differently with each player...

Now, that's not all. Further into the game, when people were singing anthems (I don't even remember which teams were playing), apparently one of the players was widely hated (sort of like A-Rod in B0st0n) and so people sang this:

Take your benzio-carbonyl,
take your benzio-carbonyl,
take your benzio-carbonyl--
and shove it up your arse!!!
- The Lexcinator.

Legendary. Simply legendary.

In the ensuing discussion:
Hulk says:
I had a dream where everything was made of icecream once :p
Prillo: w00t!! I Passed!! says:
COOL!

Apparently that was a totally unintentional pun. Sigh!

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