I Have A Cunning Plan, My Lord
Quote of the moment:
15st 4lb - Proof that the scales are bust. I am now 1lb short of losing 2 stone since I left. Cough cough bollocks cough cough.
Went to Paddy's the night before last to catch up on Mr Xbox. Cue reaquaintance with Halo 2.
Last night Jimmy came over, fully armed with Cube etc. No need. ISS 98 is all that is required, monsieur! When Jim appeared we switched to PD, watched Donnie Darko for variety and then more ISS 98 when Jim went home so he could get up and prepare for the return of his rents.
I then began an attempt to reorientate myself to British time in the wrong direction. Instead of going to bed early, I'm going to bed late. For example,last night yesterday morning I went to bed at about 9am. I'm now planning to go to bed at least past midday. The day after that I can go to bed in the early evening, if not later, and the day after that I'll be back in sync.
Of course, I could just go to bed now, but that wouldn't be as much fun.
15st 4lb - Proof that the scales are bust. I am now 1lb short of losing 2 stone since I left. Cough cough bollocks cough cough.
Went to Paddy's the night before last to catch up on Mr Xbox. Cue reaquaintance with Halo 2.
Last night Jimmy came over, fully armed with Cube etc. No need. ISS 98 is all that is required, monsieur! When Jim appeared we switched to PD, watched Donnie Darko for variety and then more ISS 98 when Jim went home so he could get up and prepare for the return of his rents.
I then began an attempt to reorientate myself to British time in the wrong direction. Instead of going to bed early, I'm going to bed late. For example,
Of course, I could just go to bed now, but that wouldn't be as much fun.
1 comment:
How can I ever thank you? Perhaps a heated dagger inserted up your rectum with the handle first, so when you pull it out to stop the burning you slice your fingers open?
I love the smell of history books in the morning...
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