Biscuits!

Quote of the moment:
Psychological research carried out in supermarket biscuit aisles has revealed that you can tell a person's personality from their favourite biscuit.

According the Emeritus Professor of Biscuitology, the following main groupings have been identified:

Dull: (E.g. digestive, rich tea) For masochists, who like to punish their taste-buds. Into bondage.

Plain: (E.g. Hob-Nob, 'Nice') For purists, who like things simple. Probably have white-painted (or Symbolistic White :p) walls.

Filled: (E.g. Custard creams, Jammy dodgers) For people who like surprises. Likes going out without underwear on.

Iced: (E.g. Party rings) For people who like displaying their assets. Likes to wear large amounts of 'bling'.

Chocolate covered: (E.g. Chocolate Hob-Nob/digestive) For people who like luxury. Has a cupboardful of beauty products (especially if male).

Some small specialised groups have also been observed, for example:
Ginger Nuts: For active people. Is into naturism.

However, one select group stood out from the rest:
JAFFA CAKES: For people who are destined to rule. If still pining for the special edition totally chocolate covered ones, destined to be world leader.

Long live the biscuit revolution!

My contribution to the newstudent.org forums. Place your bets now!

I just finished my P3 exam. It sucked! I couldn't do question 2 or 3! Oh dear! I could do most of the rest of it, but still, compared to the papers I did this week it was evil! I predict 60% maximum. Still, if I managed 90+ on P1 and I get 90+ on M2, an A is possible... but improbable.