The Landlord's Daughter

Due to intense boredom I changed all the names on my blog links on Monday. Most of the references are obvious, but I though I should explain one:

Kaz - The Landlord's Daughter

Obviously Kaz is currently residing in her mansion in Edinburgh, as bought by her dad, but this is also alluding to the cult (camp) Scottish 'horror' movie The Wickerman, in which the patrons of the local pub perform the following ditty en masse:

THE LANDLORD'S DAUGHTER
Much has been said of the strumpets of yore
Of wenches and bawdy house queens by the score
But I sing of the baggage that we all adore,
The Landlord's Daughter ...
You'll never love another
Although she's not the kind of girl
To take home to your mother ...
The Landlord's Daughter ...
Her ale it is lively and strong to the taste
It is brewed with discretion and never with haste
You can have all you like
If you swear not to waste
The Landlord's Daughter ...
... And, when her name is mentioned
The parts of every gentleman
Do stand up at attention ...
The Landlord's Daughter ...
Oh, nothing can delight so
As does the part that lies between
Her left toe
And her right toe ...
The Landlord's Daughter ...

Or to put it more succinctly:

"Above the pub, the landlord's daughter ... depucelates young male virgins brought to her by the laird of the isle." - http://www.imomus.com/wickermeetsman.html

Isn't that so, Kaz m8?!