Seven Deadly Sins
Quote of the moment:
- Outlaw all guns. ALL OF THEM. Then replace them with the SUPERSOAKER 3000.
- Engage in a presidential affair/scandal just because I can. Except I will have sexy interns. Like Avril Lavigne, or like, Kate Beckinsale. Yeah, they would be my interns.
- Proclaim Matt Good Vice President
- Get rid of the Office of Homeland Security completely
- Break California off of the U.S.A, Escape from L.A. style, because no one likes them anyways.
- Allow Canada to annex the USA so I can rule from a civilized center of operations. There is something ironic in the fact that the traditional house for the President of the USA was made famous only after us Canadians burnt it to the ground in 1814.
Vote Andy for President! W00t w00t!
In other news:
Today I turned up at the college to discover that, once again, my timetable was wrong... So instead of a lesson at 11am, it was at 2pm. How handy!
While waiting for my lesson, I headed out into the garden bit out front, and sketched the pond that runs along between the garden and the main road (there's a one-way road between the houses and the gardens) with my biro. While adding in the overhanging branches, etc etc, I was bombed by chestnuts from the tree I was sitting under - fortunately none hit me on the head :D
During my lesson, I could hear the recorder group of "The Perse Preparatory School For Girls" playing in one of their school buildings, which are behind the line of terraced town-houses that the college is in (it's two run together). This reminded me of Green Wing on Friday night... Awesome stuff - especially the recorder and the bit when Guy has a scalpel stuck in his arm when he's being an arse. It's just like: he says something smarmy and the other bloke doesn't even look round, just reaches out and sticks a scalpel into his arm... LOL.
I'm currently watching The Patriot while blogging: a God-Bless-America film, starring Mel Gibson (Australian), Heath Ledger (Australian) and Joely Richardson (English) as the patriotic Americans... OH DEAR! The blatant own0r of the film is Lucius Malfoy) though... He's thuper... The ultimate in English baddies :D
Was talking to Rosie on the topic of Along Came A Spider/Kiss the Girls/Se7en... I got myself onto working out who'd be the 7 kr3w sinners:
- Sloth = Will (For staying in bed for WEEKS)
- Envy = Jim (For bindings and beach-babes)
- Greed = Rob m8 (for his collection of Uplink CDs)
- Gluttony = Podge (<-- OBVIOUS!)
- Lust = Prillo (For Will Richards, and all fit guys seen anywhere)
- Wrath = Paddy (For anyone who gets in the way of the KA)
- Pride = Will T (For being a pseudo-pimp)
How did I do?! On the same topic, while checking I'd remembered them right, I found this:
Mohandas Karamachand Gandhi, one of the most influential figures in modern social and political activism, considered these traits to be the most spiritually perilous to humanity.
- Wealth without Work
- Pleasure without Conscience
- Science without Humanity
- Knowledge without Character
- Politics without Principle
- Commerce without Morality
- Worship without Sacrifice
4 comments:
yeah u know i was watching the patriot too yesterday... twas ok stuff, altho the bit when mel gibson jumped those like 20 soldiers and killed them all wit his two little sons was just like(Y)! i think i wouldve liked it more if i was continually thinking, ok did it ACTUALLY happen that way or are they just trying to do the whole "Americans good british bad" thing... lol.
and THANK YOU!!! THATS where ive seen that guy before, its lucius malfoy! I was getting soo annoyed trying to work that out... spose i coulda just looked it up tho :P
Lol abt the seven deadly sins... im higher in the food chain than you, get in my belly!!!11 Incidentally, have u seen the movie "Se7en", where this serial killer does sort of "concept killings", the concept being the seven deadly sins? Watch it when ur having tea with the family, for good wholesome teatime entertainment :P:P
I really have to start watching green wing, i keep hearing abt it. The adverts are pretty chucklesome :D
Podge - "Incidentally, have u seen the movie "Se7en"...?"
Will (in blog) - "Was talking to Rosie on the topic of Along Came A Spider/Kiss the Girls/Se7en..."
See, it takes so wanking long to get here I've totally forgotten what i was gonna so... hold on...
Oh yeh, the Green Wing is ace, especially the Adamantium Helmet bit. I rolf-ed. Mainly cos it reminded me of Spaced and Tim drawing a pic for Bilbo showing Wolverene slashing prices with his Adamantium claws. :D Series 1 Ep 1 or 2, probs.
In other news, I dont get the Ghandi thing, there is supposed to be a joke in there somewhere, right? If there is, then I'm just not seeing it, and if there isn't then puff, who cares.
d'oh! I'm an idiot arent i... i read that bit and just registered "along came a spider"... iuo why... like, duuuuuh!
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