Changing The Guard
Quote of the moment:
Dear Rita, do you think the world would be a much more peaceful and happy place if everyone had Down's syndrome?
No. We'd just have really clean windows.
I'm sure she's related to Jim.
I was persuaded into working tomorrow night by the offer of £7.50 per hour. Quite reasonable, especially for being a 'Security Guard' 'and supposedly watching over a swimming pool. Yup. Sounds great, doesn't it? I apparently have to sit near it and tell people not to go in. I have no idea whether it's outside or inside, or where the hell it is. I have to be outside The Cave nightclub in Chelmsford at 5pm, but that doesn't sound to me as if it's actually working there. Besides, why would a nightclub in Chelmsford have a pool?! The Cave's right by the train and bus stations, so I suspect there may be a minbus for a load of staff to some event somewhere. Whichever, I'm going armed with a book.
News from Felsted: the prefects have been chosen and there are, bizarrely, 18 of them already plus 2 more that could be promoted after serving time for naughtiness. That makes a total of 20. If that seems a little daft, then consider this:
Melanie Balfour (Deputy Head of School)
Susie Bradley
Loren Sherer
Kat Malyon
Torty Lee (Head of House, prefect when time served)
All of the above are from Follyfield. What a coincidence that the Housemistress is married to the Deputy Headmaster.
Elwyns did quite respectably, securing 3 prefects for the second year running:
Freddie Blackwell (Head of House)
David Rees
Charlie Paterson
Dear Rita, do you think the world would be a much more peaceful and happy place if everyone had Down's syndrome?
No. We'd just have really clean windows.
I'm sure she's related to Jim.
I was persuaded into working tomorrow night by the offer of £7.50 per hour. Quite reasonable, especially for being a 'Security Guard' 'and supposedly watching over a swimming pool. Yup. Sounds great, doesn't it? I apparently have to sit near it and tell people not to go in. I have no idea whether it's outside or inside, or where the hell it is. I have to be outside The Cave nightclub in Chelmsford at 5pm, but that doesn't sound to me as if it's actually working there. Besides, why would a nightclub in Chelmsford have a pool?! The Cave's right by the train and bus stations, so I suspect there may be a minbus for a load of staff to some event somewhere. Whichever, I'm going armed with a book.
News from Felsted: the prefects have been chosen and there are, bizarrely, 18 of them already plus 2 more that could be promoted after serving time for naughtiness. That makes a total of 20. If that seems a little daft, then consider this:
Melanie Balfour (Deputy Head of School)
Susie Bradley
Loren Sherer
Kat Malyon
Torty Lee (Head of House, prefect when time served)
All of the above are from Follyfield. What a coincidence that the Housemistress is married to the Deputy Headmaster.
Elwyns did quite respectably, securing 3 prefects for the second year running:
Freddie Blackwell (Head of House)
David Rees
Charlie Paterson
2 comments:
Haha. Pray tell who's up for Head of School?
It's Ed Hutley... decided a fortnight ago, but I must have omitted to blog about it. Most rare!
There are TWO Deputy Heads, Melanie Balfour and a 'George Wright' who I've never heard of, presumably because they wanted two boys but had to have a girl in there somewhere.
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