Join The Cult: Admit You Love Me!

Quote of the moment:
When is someone going to invent an emoticon for "I've just realised I'm talking to myself again"? - Me.

Since my cunning plan was hatched, the following people have realised that they love me and they can't deny it:
April
Jimmy
Anna
Emma

Come join my minions! I'm offering the promise of everlasting PIE!

I got a whole load more Visa application stuff in the post today. Apparently I have to download my application form from the American Embassy website. The problem is that:

A) The website is dire, and doesn't give you what you click on the link for.
B) When it eventually directs you to an affiliate page with the forms, you have to pay $19.95 to access their database of downloadable forms. You can then access them whenever and however many you want. NOT HELPFUL. I only want one form, and I probably only want it once! Bah humbug...

[Edit 01:36 - Oh yes, and I went swimming. 28 lentgths in a cracking 35 minutes. Not bad given that it's a 33.3 metre pool.]