Monday, July 10, 2006

Allez Les Bleus

Quote of the moment:
A gentle breeze from Hushabye Mountain
Softly blows o’er Lullaby Bay
It fills the sails of boats that are waiting
Waiting to sail your worries away

Dream on, Zinedine... I was disappointed by his poor aim. Why headbutt the chest when he could have gone for the nose?

Had a joyous occurence on the way down to Kent yesterday. The fanbelt broke, the engine overheated and steam started pouring out from under the bonnet. Score!

Made it to Kent in the end, with parental assistance, just in time for the dinner/ball type occasion for the birthday of the headmaster's daughter, Francis. All was well until I switched to red wine, having finished (along with another, even more drunk Will) the table's supply of white. It wasn't so agreeable and accounted for the red hue of the vomit stains I was shown in the morning...

Apparently I was very "good value", despite managing to catch my trousers on something and rip them open across the arse. Sexy. Oh yes. I was put to bed by Sarah and the girl who had a joint party with the headmaster's son back at Easter and I'm told I was gone enough to be telling her I loved her, just like I was telling everyone the night the pavement attacked me. Oops.

7 comments:

prillopie said...

HAHAHAHA. WILL m8! You is the funnae. Stop tellin' everyone you love them. I think it's highly unfair. *I'm* still waiting for you to say you love me. Goddammit.

Koel said...

aaaah Shitty Shitty Gang Bang... gotta love it :)

What the hell did the Italian guy say to Zidane? That was INSANITY. But the twat prolly deserved it. There's no way Zidane would end his career like that unless the bastard insulted his momma or summat :P

HAHAHAHAHAAA Will m8. Awesome. Shexy.

Also you watched Dances With Wolves, yay, BestFilmEver, did you like it?

prillopie said...

Bah. I dunno. I reckon Zidane was just really REALLY pissed off with Materazzi for scoring and making the score 1-1. I mean, iuo, maybe the guy did insult him, but I still don't think headbutting was the way forward. Yano? Guess he wanted to retire with a bang.

Will said...

At least I am a benign and lovely drunk... :$ I was apparently the life and soul of the party, according to the Housemaster of the girls boarding house...

Will said...

Ah well... ironically, Zidane's a Berber, who are a distinct ethnic group within Algeria who claim descent from a colony of Romans...

prillopie said...

Rofl. Maybe Materazzi knew that, coz according to the Taiwanese press, he told Zidane he was a unloyal bastard, and that it was the Italians made him who he was, coz apparently he played for an Italian team or summat awhile back? I think the mother comment is more likely to be true..

Will said...

Yuhuh... Juventus... he got sent off a few times for them too :p