Pesky Kids

Quote of the moment:
"What kind of freak would fancy Claire(the headmistress)?"
"The same kind of freak who would become an OFSTED inspector..."

Teachers - Fun as ever :D

Also, from Teenagers From Hell: "This is Sarah Ryder, a 16 year old from Chelmsford."

That's the Sarah Ryder who used to go to Felsted Prep School, before she got into Chelmsford Girls County High (the girls grammar school). I think she was even in the same league as Poyntz's ma, mi and min, though in the year between my sisters. I also think I recognised another girl there from Paddy's 18th birthday, but he'd have to confirm that. It was tres amusant though: her mum agreed to let her have a house party, and there were cameras there filming it... Despite the usual 5am antics - throwing up, guys trying on bras, crap dancing etc - and the poor choice of music and clothing motifs - Slipknot being the main one - by the time her mum arrived in the morning the house was clean and the only thing missing from the drinks cabinet was "...the bottle of Malibu, which I'd been trying to get rid of for ages." You can tell they're the most intelligent kids on the programme, can't you?

In other news:

"Students running Saint, the newspaper of the University of St Andrews, are to undergo cultural diversity training after accusations of racism over an article that made fun of the Welsh." Methinks the Times should maintain a permanent reporter at St Andrews!

I was persuaded into working a full shift tomorrow, because I was the only person in today who isn't already working tomorrow(and presumably Tesco is busier than expected). It's a whole nine hours long! Can Will stay awake that long? Place ya bets now!