New site - new colours - sadly same old balding Will

Lo all:

Thought you should all be very impressed by my new setup: with mucho assistance from Rob, obviously.

The one bit he wasn't involved in giving me step by step instructions for was the colour scheme - it shows! Having used the impressionist principles of bold colours highlighted by combination with their opposites, (red/green, purple/yellow, blue/orange) I have made my site look like a cross between Blogger.com and Sainsburys.com... Oh well, I like it! :D

In other news: Will has given up on quoting depressing stuff, because there's to much in the world to be amused and made happy by (for me anyway). For example, my discovery of the "Blog This" button on my Google Toolbar: How exceedingly exciting says the boy, and so it is!

So, today's quote will just be one which amuses me (and has become the generic "Drill Sergeant" remark, appearing in "Officer and Gentleman" and others, after the iconic "Full Metal Jacket"). Thank you, Paddy, for reminding me...

Quote of the day:

HARTMAN
How tall are you, Private?
COWBOY
Sir, five foot nine, sir!
HARTMAN
Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked s*** that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir.
HARTMAN
Bull! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!
HARTMAN
Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY
Sir, Texas, sir!
HARTMAN
Holy dog! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks!
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN
Are you a peter-puffer?
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f*** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!