The Great Scrotch Strikes

From: Mr Thomson
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Subject: games
Will

You missed Fitness on Fri and Sat. You have not had the manners to contact me
and I can not find your name on the abscence list.


I am afraid this equals 2 DHDs. May I remind you another one will result in
you being given a SED.

See me if you have a valid excuse.

awst

And then has to grovel... MWAHAHAHA...

From: Mr Thomson
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Subject: email



Will

IWG has told me that you have a free reign to attend school when you are able.

Please ignore my last email and it would be good to see you at fitness when
you cam manage it.

awst

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