Tuesday, January 16, 2007

"I Grill with George"

BUKKAKE!

This grill is automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's a George Foreman!


My mum was moaning in the holidays about how she thought I wasn't eating enough proper meat. Apparently the occasional offerings of the Fortune House (free prawn crackers if you spend over £10) or even Mr Hong's Three Jolly Luck Takeaway Fish Bar are insufficient, as are sausages, even Lidl's finest spiced Bratwurst. I have therefore taken the revolutionary step of buying "a George", mostly because I saw it was half price in Tesco Extra when I was on my way to buy yet more weight discs. I also purchased a selection of grillable looking things (pork and chicken) that were on half price in the food section. Let the culinary laissez-faire commence.

2 comments:

prillopie said...

Guff. Smart move. I've been wanting to get one for ages. Actually, I've just been wanting a toastie machine, but I might as well get one of those where you can change the grilling plates, yano? Hmm.

Will said...

Oooh? Didn't know about them. I've got a toastie maker... had it for a year now, it's still unused :p