Quote of the moment:
"Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage."
Bit of a random occurence earlier... Two of my female acquaintances showed up outside my window, along with another girl and two guys, and they demanded that I go out with them... I was like, "At half ten, when I'm completely sober?", etc etc, but after some failed puppy dog eyes a deal was proposed: I had to go out if one of the girls I knew pulled the one I didn't. I didn't think they were that drunk, so I agreed, but they were... quite enthusiastically so...
By the time I'd got changed and got to the club, however, I found it empty as a beer-stocked fridge after a visit from Big James. Lacking a phone number and having produced nothing from the most likely ring-around candidates, I went home!
"Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage."
Bit of a random occurence earlier... Two of my female acquaintances showed up outside my window, along with another girl and two guys, and they demanded that I go out with them... I was like, "At half ten, when I'm completely sober?", etc etc, but after some failed puppy dog eyes a deal was proposed: I had to go out if one of the girls I knew pulled the one I didn't. I didn't think they were that drunk, so I agreed, but they were... quite enthusiastically so...
By the time I'd got changed and got to the club, however, I found it empty as a beer-stocked fridge after a visit from Big James. Lacking a phone number and having produced nothing from the most likely ring-around candidates, I went home!
PHWOAR
ReplyDeleteLol... yes, your bicurious tendencies would have been well sated...
ReplyDeleteawww bless, all on your lonesome... again...
ReplyDeleteDid you get drunk and go home and scare a room full of sober people...?
Lol... no, I came home sober and went to bed before 1, for once...
ReplyDeleteHe took him home to his place after that video.
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